Tuesday, October 30, 2007
this is so hilarious - a stand up comedian routine
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"Manoj Agarwal"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOTDhr3Psu4&eurl=
especially for people in UK, Mamas and Bees of this world
the finishing line is a killer
Manoj
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Friday, October 26, 2007
Transformers - What I've done
great song... nice video to go with it.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
sub-prime....
for old times sake.. ;-)
time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says. "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it
for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good, idea!" she says.
There's a man sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a
chuckle to himself. He thinks, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them behind the tavern. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old
man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the man has ever seen. This
goes on for about 40 minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the
ground.
The man is amazed. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. As the
couple passes the man, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years, ago that wasn't an electric fence."
Friday, October 05, 2007
FW: Kahani Mumbai Ki :)
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From: Dr. Prasad Bhangale
The mega polis of Mumbai holds many a challenge for the 'rookie' who lands here unaware of the hurdles and challenges that he or she might have
to face.
A recent incident saw one such hapless victim falling prey to the over enthusiastic nature of Bombay's local train commuters. Our hero, a man from Pune, wanted to go to Matunga, but as luck and trains would have it, boarded a fast train not halting at his destination. He panicked on realising his mistake but by then the local had started moving. On seeing his plight, a sympathetic co-passenger decided to come to his rescue. It seemed that he had been commuting by that particular train (6:03pm Kasara Fast) for the past 6 years and had noticed that the train always slowed down just before Matunga station and crawled at a snail's pace while passing through it. He told the man to jump out of the running train as it slowed down and that with a little bit of fleet-footedness, he would make it safely on terra firma. However, knowing the man's inexperience, he added some words of caution: "Keep running the moment you jump or you'll fall. Just keep running."
He stressed the word "running" lest the man not know the laws of motion. The train did slow down just before Matunga station and at the prompting of his mentor, our hero jumped out of the train and started running as if all hell had broken loose. What he didn't realise, of course, was that he was running parallel to the train instead of running away from it. Meanwhile, the train slowed down further, so that the man was running faster than the train. In the process, he reached the door of the next compartment and the footboard commuters there pulled him in thinking he was trying to board the train! To his agony, the train picked up speed and sped past Matunga and his new co-passengers started to congratulate him on how lucky he had been, until he told them that they had actually undone what he had done with great difficulty.
Those standing at the door of his "ex-compartment" had witnessed the whole drama and just couldn't stop laughing at the poor man's situation, while he
grinned sheepishly.
Yeh hai mumbai meri jaan.... sure u've had a hearty laugh urself... now pass it around to other Mumbaites/your friends so they can have 1 too :)
