Just Sarin

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From: Sunil Kumar

Nobody Believes Old People... Everyone thinks we're senile.
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and
settled down in their old neighborhood and are celebrating their
sixtieth Wedding Anniversary...
They walk down the street to their old school - There, they hold hands
as they find the old desk they'd shared and where he had carved 'I
love you, Sally'...
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an Armored Car
practically at their feet... She quickly picks it up, but they don't
know what to do with it so they take it home...
There, she counts the money, and it's fifty-thousand dollars...
The husband says, 'We've got to give it back'... She says, 'Finders
keepers'... And she puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in
their attic...
The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood
looking for the money and show up at their home...
They say, 'Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell
out of an Armored Car yesterday.?'
She says, 'No'...
The husband says, 'She's lying... She hid it up in the attic'...
She says, 'Don't believe him, he's getting senile'...
But the Agents sat the man down and begin to question him...
One says, 'Tell us the story from the beginning'...
The old man says, 'Well, when Sally and I were walking home from
school yesterday . . .'
The FBI Agent looks at his partner and says, 'We're outta here . . .

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The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison,"
and he said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A Member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the
gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your
policies or your mistress."

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." - Moses Hadas

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it." Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston
Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is
one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -
Stephen Bishop

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -
Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -
Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support
rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)