Just Sarin

Sunday, November 27, 2011

I had a lot of dates this weekend...

I had three dates today. They were incredible. Three more tomorrow.
Thing is, I have to finish this box of dates before it expires.

RT @VanDiablo @SillyP0int

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Saturday, November 26, 2011

Tee quotes!

Question by @BadmashFarooq: Wats the most weird quote Printed on a tee
that you have come across?

Answer by @Shaitaaaaan: Twins

What's the funniest one you've seen?

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AshDraw and Married life

This is the closest Ashwin can get to understanding how married life
works. Do all the good work, and then get blamed in the end.

RT @softykid @shahidm @prdyt

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Friday, November 25, 2011

Amma Abba ki khwaahish

Ek Murghi ka Kawwey se rishta ho gaya<3
Jab Murghe ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya aur Bola:

Mujh mein kya kami hai?/:)
Smart hoon,
Kawwey se zyada khoobsurat hun,
Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaaz poorey sheher mein goonjti hai..
Murghon ki Union ka President hun!!":/

Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,

Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwaahish hai k Ladka Air Force mein ho

/via BBM Vikram Mali

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Saturday, November 19, 2011

Can you do the math?

Sukhram given 5-yr jail for Rs 3 Lakh scam. Kalmadi, with Rs 30,000 Cr
against his name is staring shocked at his calculator right now.

RT @nakulshenoy @JayHind

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Friday, November 18, 2011

Another source of knowledge!

Teacher to KG kid ..
How many months are there in a year ..?
Kid: 12
Teacher: woW..
Tumhe ye kaise pata chala ??
... Kid: "'Baara Mahine Mai Baara Tareeke Se Tujh Se Pyaar Jataon Ga Re ...'
DhInKa ChIkA .'
DhInKa ChIkA .'
DhInKa ChIkA .'
EH EH EH Eh ..,,

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Saturday, November 12, 2011

Request to vegetarians

Dear Plant eaters,
Chicken never gave oxygen.
Chicken never gave shade.
Loss of chicken never caused global warming.

Then why eat good plants & trees!

Eat chicken and Go Green!

/via BBM Sadiya

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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Success!

On the road to success, there's a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends & red lights called enemies.

RT @idillionaire

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Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Kaun Banega...

On the set of KBC.  A boy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question. He uses phone-a-friend and chooses his girl friend to ask the answer.  Amitabh - You've got 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now.  Boy reads out the question and options...  Girl - Mil gaya time tumhe fone karne ka!!!!

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Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Occupy!

If India had Occupy Dalal Street, we would just go and keep our hankies there. Occupied hai jee, baithe huye hain hum.

RT @GuptRogue @RajneeshKapoor

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Friday, November 04, 2011

Every...

Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody!

Internet: Without me you are nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking bitches..

RT @funnyorfact

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A short prayer

A change from the jokes, 27 words to sooth the soul.

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God our Father,

Walk through my house and take away all my worries and illnesses and please watch over and heal my family in your name,

Amen.
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/via email Sheila

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