Friday, May 26, 2006
Arjun Singh jokes
enjoy some good jokes :-)
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?
Ans: 49.5% off.
WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH'S FAVOURITE CITY?
Ans: Kota
WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS?
Ans: Because he's 'reserved' by nature.
WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
Ans: So that he could read 'backwards'.
ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING
ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS
LOGIC?
Ans: For every SC, there should be an ST.
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Ans: Choosing the caste.
IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Ans: Backward Class
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
Ans: AD, BC & OBC