Just Sarin

"How did he get Dad to smile?" I asked my mother.

"He," Mom replied, "was a she."

--Contributed to "Life In These United States" by Karen Atwood

"How did he get Dad to smile?" I asked my mother.

"He," Mom replied, "was a she."

--Contributed to "Life In These United States" by Karen Atwood

Just got this forward that shows the future of instant messaging. Looks quite likely that if things keep going the way they are, we'll pretty much have to live with this kind of a society, where merit won't matter much.

My solution to all of this - fake caste certificates. I've been told that it takes about Rs. 1 k or so to get one of them, and i guess that will be the simplest way out of this whole problem. :-)

a nice presentation from indiatimes. :-)

check it out.

http://broadband.indiatimes.com/audioslideshow/1619240.cms

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>This is quick and heaps of fun...teeeheeehehheheh
>
>Pick the month (number) you were born in:
>1----I fell in love with
>2----I ate a
>3----I smacked
>4----I sang to
>5----I gave my number to
>6----I murdered
>7----I shot
>8----I gave a lap dance to
>9----I choked on
>10---I bitched out
>11---I had sex with
>12---I humped
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>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1-------A homeless guy
>2-------your mom
>3-------a banana
>4-------a fork
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------a hooker
>8-------an ipod
>9-------my best friends boyfriend
>10-------a goat
>11-------my dog
>12-------a ninja
>13-------the computer
>14-------a football player
>15-------my neighbor
>16-------myself
>17-------a Jones soda
>18-------a llama
>19-------a pickle
>20-------a stuffed animal
>21-------a permanent marker
>22-------my dad
>23-------a condom
>24-------my psychiatrist
>25-------a policeman
>26-------my brother
>27-------my sister
>28-------a baseball bat
>29-------a DVD player
>30-------a paperclip
>31-------my cell phone
>
>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>White------Because I was high.
>Black-------Because I was drunk.
>Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
>Red---------Because the voices told me to.
>Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>Green------Because I hate myself.
>Purple------Because I'm naked.
>Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
>Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>Orange----Because I hate my family.
>Other-------Because that's how I roll.
>
>Now put that in the subject line and send to all
>of your friends, n me too, to make them laugh too!!!
>
>

A few reasons not to mess with a child

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A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she
asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers
and sisters?"

One little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,
She's dead. "

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the ! head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples.

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