Just Sarin

1. What is height of Fashion?**
Ans : Dhoti with a zip .**

2. What is height of Secrecy?**
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.**

3. What is height of Active laziness?**
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.**

4. What is height of Craziness?**
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.**

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?**
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.**

6. What is height of Stupidity? **
Ans : A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.**

7. What is height of Honesty?**
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.**

8. What is height of Suicide?**
Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. **

9. What is height of De-hydration?**
Ans : A cow giving milk powder.**

10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?**
Ans : Banta's house **has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to theFire brigade!!! *