Friday, November 30, 2007
Ad of the year :-)
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Is this your GOD????
:-)
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Sheila Titus
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Sheila Titus
I know most of you are religous but that's ok. but if you are religous and cannot take a joke you might get mad at me for sending this.....
Why God never received tenure at any university...
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
Why God never received tenure at any university...
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Re: sms group
as a clarification: its going to have jokes forwarded... approx. 1 - 2 a day
will work only in india, at least for the moment.
:-)
On 11/11/07, Sarin Suares <sarinsuares@gmail.com> wrote:
hi people,
in case any of you are interested in joining my sms group, please send an sms - "join sarin" to 567673434.
if you want to leave the group, you can sms - "leave sarin" to 567673434.
:-)
sarin.
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
FOOTPRINTS OF THE BOSS
enjoy :-)
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Vidya Raman
> One day a man having conversation with god when his whole life
> flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time.
>
> He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most
> difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints.
>
> He asked god "You said you will be with me throughout this journey,
> but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my
> life??"
>
> To which god answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with
> you...you see only one set of footprints because during those
> difficult times in your life, I was carrying you"
>
> *******
>
> Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Boss
> when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series
> of footsteps on the sands of time.
>
> I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most
> difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints.
>
> I asked my Boss, "You said you will be with me throughout the project,
> but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the
> project??"
>
> To which my Boss answered, "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with
> you... You see only one set of footprints because during those
> difficult times I was "sitting on your head !!!"
>
> ....................:-) have a nice day
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Vidya Raman
> One day a man having conversation with god when his whole life
> flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time.
>
> He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most
> difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints.
>
> He asked god "You said you will be with me throughout this journey,
> but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my
> life??"
>
> To which god answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with
> you...you see only one set of footprints because during those
> difficult times in your life, I was carrying you"
>
> *******
>
> Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Boss
> when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series
> of footsteps on the sands of time.
>
> I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most
> difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints.
>
> I asked my Boss, "You said you will be with me throughout the project,
> but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the
> project??"
>
> To which my Boss answered, "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with
> you... You see only one set of footprints because during those
> difficult times I was "sitting on your head !!!"
>
> ....................:-) have a nice day
Sunday, November 04, 2007
bharti airtel linkedin group...
if any of you are on linkedin, then you can join the bharti airtel group at: http://www.linkedin.com/e/gis/38858/5C70E05580B9
spread the word also, please, even if you're not interested in the group yourself.
