Just Sarin

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From: Kavish Arora

Serena was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a
boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.

"Honey! "- said the psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this
life. But in the reincarnation, you will be a much desired woman
and all men will fall at your feet".

Serena left very happy and excited, and as she went over a bridge she
thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins".

She decided to jump off the bridge right away.

But, incredibly Serena didn't die!

She fell onto the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses
and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able
to see very well , and not knowing where she was, she started touching
her surroundings, feeling all the bananas. She mumbled with a huge
smile on her face:

"GENTLEMEN, PLEASE... ONE AT A TIME!"