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Thursday, June 26, 2008

HOW THE JEWS got THE COMMANDMENTS 

a good laugh :-)
 
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Nikhil Lasrado
 
 
How The Jews Got The Ten Commandments
God went to the Arabs and said,   ' I have Commandments for you, that will make your lives better '
 The Arabs asked,   ' What are Commandments?   Can you give us an example? '
 God said,   ' For example ........... Thou shall not kill '
 The Arabs were shocked,   ' What?   Not kill?   No way!   Killing and massacring innocent people is our birthright and the only reason for our existence.  No.  We are not interested '
 So God went to the Africans and said,   ' I have Commandments '
 The Africans wanted an example.
 God said,   ' For example ........... Honor thy Father and Mother '
 The Africans were dismayed.  They said,   ' Father?   Yo maan!   Can't tell for sure, who our fathers are, maan! '
 So God went to the Mexicans and said,  ' I have Commandments '
 The Mexicans wanted an example.
 God said,   ' For example ........... Thou shall not steal '
 The Mexicans were flabbergasted..  They said,   ' No steal?   No steal???   Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh?   Gracias, but no! '
 So God went to the French and said,  ' I have Commandments '
 The French wanted an example.
 God said,   ' For example ........... Thou shall not commit adultery '
 The French were stunned.  They said,   ' What?    Not commit ze adultery ....... ?   Non, Non, Non.   Non Monsieur.   Pardonnez nous.   We  ze  French, must have ze romance '
 So God went to the Jews and said,   ' I have Commandments '
 They asked,   ' Commandments?    How much do they cost? '
 God replied,   ' They are free '
 The Jews answered,   ' Good.  We shall take Ten!!! '
 

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Fwd: Fw: PETROL IS CHEAP.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................... 

an interesting set of prices....

From: Geetika Moudgil

I filled up my car's fuel tank, and I thought fuel has become really expensive after the recent price hike.

But then I compared it with other common liquids and did some quick calculations, and I felt a little better.

To know  why, see the results below – you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are ! !


Diesel (regular) in Delhi
 : Rs.34.80 per litre

Petrol (speed) in Delhi : Rs.54.56 per litre

Coca Cola 330 ml can : Rs.20 = Rs.61 per litre

Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs.20 = Rs.200 per litre

Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs.160 = Rs.320 per litre

Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs.165 = Rs.413 per litre

Medicinal Mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs.45 = Rs. 450 per litre

Red Bull 150 ml can : Rs.75 = Rs.500 per litre

Corex cough syrup 100 ml Rs.57 = Rs. 570 per litre

Evian water 500 ml Rs. 330 = Rs. 660 per litre

Rs. 660 for a litre of WATER  !!  And the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive..)

Kores whiteout 15 ml Rs. 15 = Rs. 1000 per litre

Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 100 ml Rs. 50 = Rs. 500 per litre

Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 per litre

Pure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 = Rs. 2720 per litre

And this is the REAL KICKER...

 

HP DeskJet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs.1900 = Rs. 90476 per litre!!!

Now you know why computer printers are so cheap ? So they have you hooked for the ink !

So, the next time you're at the pump, don't curse anyone – just be glad your car doesn't run on cough syrup, after shave, coffee, or God forbid, printer ink !

 



Sunday, June 08, 2008

Re: New Exam pattern in India (Revised) 

my personal experience differs on the "abilities" of people given reservations.
 
almost none of the "reserved" category students in my batch at iit/iim (both) could get even to the half way mark in terms of ranking, when compared on a like to like basis against the general category students - which was the actual internal exams, where there were no reservations / caste based marking scheme.
 
i'm all for reservations, but definitely not at the post graduate level. even at the graduate level, i think there is a flimsy case to promote need over merit.
 
if at all reservations are needed, they should be at the primary/high school levels. from then on (grad/post grad/doc etc.), people really need to be fighting for their own survival basis their capabilities - at least a sports quota has some benefit to the institute, in much the same way as "donations" do.
i think there was some talk about public schools in delhi being forced to keep a certain number of seats for the poorer section of society, who could not afford it (columba's and most other missionary schools do implement something of this sort anyway). i think thats a significantly better way to address the inequality, than taking the silver spoon from one mouth and shoving it into another.
 
thanks to the "reservation" scheme of things, people trying to get into higher education on merit are now at a disadvantage, and soon might need reservations themselves.
 
my 2 cents.
On Thu, Jun 5, 2008 at 2:58 PM, Tino de Sa wrote:
Dear Albert:
I know that you have sent this mail in good faith, and as a well-meaning jest without malicious intent, and so please don't take what I am saying personally.
However, I think that putting this on a church-based google group is somewhat insensitive - and unfair. My reasons:
 
The mail generally ridicules 'reservations'.
 
But the truth is that several thousands of our Catholics have benefited from ST reservations - and I can vouch for the fact that in my experience I have found such beneficiaries second to none in their abilities and integrity, whereas the mail gives the impression that STs are so incapable that they need not even appear for exams!
 
Insofar as SCs are concerned, as you may be aware, the official position of the Church, as well as laity-led Catholic groups (such as the Catholic Associations, Catholic Sabha etc.) has always been that so long as there exist reservations, they should not be religion-based, and that Catholic dalits too should be entitled to benefit from SC reservations (currently available only to Hindu, Sikh and Buddhist SCs).
 
It has become somewhat fashionable for educated and well-placed Christians to ridicule the reservation policy. But we must not forget that with all its faults, it is still an instrument of social justice. The vast majority of Christians in India (some 60%) are either ST or of SC origin. While the ST benefits are available without relgious discrimination (so Christian tribals too can, and do, get the benefit), the SC benefits are religion-restricted, and Christian dalits are denied them.
 
Without a doubt, the reservation policy needs to be reformed (such as, for example, introducing the 'creamy layer' principle, so that a small number of well off people do not 'corner' the benefits generation after generation, and they are spread more equitably among the most deprived among the deprived). But junking the whole policy lock, stock and barrel is not a socially desirable option. At least, that is not the position of official church organizations.
 
The danger with ridiculing the reservation policy is that the status quo tends to be maintained, and with it, the injustice to Christians dalits. Simultaneously, it is insulting to Christian tribals who may have happened to get the benefit.
 
That is the reason why I have 'reservations' about this 'joke' being circulated on a church e-group!
 
No offence meant personally to anyone - and particularly not to Albert.
Cheers!
Tino
 


 
On 6/5/08, albert rigo  wrote:

 

New Exam pattern in India (Revised): 
 

1. General students - Answer ALL questions.

2. OBC - WRITE ANY one question.

3. SC - ONLY READ questions.

4. ST - THANKS FOR COMING..
 
AND.

 
5. Gujjars- THANKS FOR ALLOWING OTHERS TO ATTEND THE EXAMINATION .. !!

 
CHEERS TO
RESERVATION......

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Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Fwd: Fw: Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense 

oh... for a little common sense :-)

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Lawrence Sequeira


Good one.

Regards

Lawrence Jawahar Sequeira


London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
Date: Sunday, May 4, 2008, 5:29 PM






Interesting and sadly rather true.


'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since
his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm;
Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent
to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as criminals received better treatment
than their victims.  Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend
yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for
assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is
survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone
Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim..

Not many attended his funeral, because so few realized he was gone. If you
still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do
nothing.'
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Fwd: Trivia : 100 years on and Delhiites aren't traveling any faster 

didn't we all have a sinking feeling about this :-P

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Vandana Nayar


 

Delhi today boasts of an efficient Metro system, then there is the controversial BRT corridor, low-floor buses, some of the swankiest cars on the roads, and wide, mostly well-maintained roads. One would think that traveling in India's Capital would be smooth. Think again.

An average Delhi citizen spends nearly five years of his life traveling on the roads, stuck in traffic jams. Delhi has the highest vehicular population in India and the traffic situation has been going from bad to worse.

The Automobile Association in London had conducted a study, which proved that traffic in Central London today moved at the same speed as traffic on a horse carriage moved a hundred years ago. Star News set out to investigate whether the same holds for Delhi.

Three Star News correspondents traveled on common routes in Delhi. Atir Khan traveled from Shalimar Bagh to Connaught Place; Anurag Muskan traveled from Vasant Kunj to Connaught Place and Swapnil Saraswat traveled from Dwarka to Connaught Place.

And guess what they found – it takes longer to travel in Delhi today than it did a hundred years ago on horse!

These journeys were mapped and timings noted. A hundred years ago, there was hardly any traffic on the roads. To simulate conditions similar to those, the same journey was undertaken by horses at night. The horses followed the exact same route as the cars earlier in the day. In all three cases the horses took less time to complete the journey than the cars before them.

The journeys

1) Vasant Kunj to Connaught Place (via Vasant Vihar)
Distance covered: 18 km
Time taken by car at 9.10 am: 1.25 hours
Time taken by horse at 10.15 pm: 1 hour

The horse reached 25 minutes earlier

2) Shalimar Bagh to Connaught Place
Distance covered: 24 km
Time taken by car at 8.50 am: 1.50 hours
Time taken by horse at 10.00 pm: 1.25 hour
The horse reached 25 minutes earlier

3) Dwarka to Connaught Place
Distance covered: 22 km
Time taken by car at 8.50 am: 1.20 hours
Time taken by horse at 10.00pm: 1.15 hour
The horse reached five minutes earlier


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