Just Sarin

a good laugh :-)

 

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From: Nikhil Lasrado

 

 

How The Jews Got The Ten Commandments

God went to the Arabs and said,   ' I have Commandments for you, that will make your lives better '

 The Arabs asked,   ' What are Commandments?   Can you give us an example? '

 God said,   ' For example ........... Thou shall not kill '

 The Arabs were shocked,   ' What?   Not kill?   No way!   Killing and massacring innocent people is our birthright and the only reason for our existence.  No.  We are not interested '

 So God went to the Africans and said,   ' I have Commandments '

 The Africans wanted an example.

 God said,   ' For example ........... Honor thy Father and Mother '

 The Africans were dismayed.  They said,   ' Father?   Yo maan!   Can't tell for sure, who our fathers are, maan! '

 So God went to the Mexicans and said,  ' I have Commandments '

 The Mexicans wanted an example.

 God said,   ' For example ........... Thou shall not steal '

 The Mexicans were flabbergasted..  They said,   ' No steal?   No steal???   Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh?   Gracias, but no! '

 So God went to the French and said,  ' I have Commandments '

 The French wanted an example.

 God said,   ' For example ........... Thou shall not commit adultery '

 The French were stunned.  They said,   ' What?    Not commit ze adultery ....... ?   Non, Non, Non.   Non Monsieur.   Pardonnez nous.   We  ze  French, must have ze romance '

 So God went to the Jews and said,   ' I have Commandments '

 They asked,   ' Commandments?    How much do they cost? '

 God replied,   ' They are free '

 The Jews answered,   ' Good.  We shall take Ten!!! '