Just Sarin

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From: Anupam Garg

Truth-bytes!

"Satyam", this word was never so much in the news in India, since
Zeenat Aman danced to the number "Satyam Shivam Sundaram"

After knowing so many people getting depressed by the whole Satyam
fiasco, it seems the only people who made money were the
anti-depressant manufacturers.

The saga left politicians dumbfounded because they had never come
across someone who could tell a bigger lie than them.

Pakistanis didn't have a say on this till now as they took time to
figure out the number of zeroes in seven thousand crores.

If some reports are to be believed, BSP and RJD have already
approached Raju with tickets for the upcoming assembly polls and have
given him choice to choose his constituency.

The CID unearthed that MAYTAS, was actually SATYAM spelled in
opposite, so they are trying to figure out different permutation &
combinations with S, A, T, Y, A, M. to get more leads. Till I wrote
this piece, they've already found out that there is a company called
TASMAY and are cross verifying its balance sheets.

While Amul was at its best in putting up a Billboard which said
"Utterly Butterly Malicious"

Politicians and flashy industrialists are never short of opinions;
let's have a look at some:

Mr Ambani has come out saying that Raju never contacted me or I would
have helped him with manipulating accounts.

Aamir Khan has already tattooed his forehead which reads "DON'T BUY
SATYAM SHARES"

Ram Gopal Varma visited the Satyam office in Hyderabad going on with
his habit of visiting the "affected site" but for a change he didn't
have Vilasrao Deshmukh to accompany him. But as soon as Barkha Dutt
saw him, she started yelling on the mike making allegations that he
wanted to make a movie on Satyam.

Mr. Raj Thackeray has already announced that he would not let
Ramalinga Raju step inside Mumbai, even if that was Arthur Road Jail.
If police still try to do so, his followers will pelt stones on the
Jail. He has also called for quota for the "marathi manoos" in scams
occurring henceforth.

Narendra Modi is not happy on the issue because it's not a Gujju after
Harshad Mehta and Ketan Parekh who has rocked the stock market.

Our PM Manmohan Singh has condemned the episode in strongest possible
words, he said, "We will punish the guilty" When the reporter asked
the President's view, he took 5 minutes to recollect the President's
name and said, "I think she is on a foreign tour, so we will wait till
she comes back."

He vows to make sure that the company keeps running as he wants to
abide by our emblem "Satyamev Jayate"

*Disclaimer: This is a satire. Take it with a pinch of salt!