Friday, March 05, 2010
Never copy...
Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"
Audience was in Shock & Silence.
He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.
Applause!
A jerk tried to crack this at Home.
After 2 Drinks he said loudly 2 His Wife:
Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!
Standing for a Moment trying 2 recall the 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can't remember who She was.
By the time he regained his Senses, He was on a Hospital Bed, recovering from Burns of Boiling Water.
Moral: DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE!!
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"
Audience was in Shock & Silence.
He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.
Applause!
A jerk tried to crack this at Home.
After 2 Drinks he said loudly 2 His Wife:
Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!
Standing for a Moment trying 2 recall the 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can't remember who She was.
By the time he regained his Senses, He was on a Hospital Bed, recovering from Burns of Boiling Water.
Moral: DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE!!
