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Friday, March 05, 2010

Never copy... 

Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"

Audience was in Shock & Silence.

He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.

Applause!

A jerk tried to crack this at Home.

After 2 Drinks he said loudly 2 His Wife:
Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!

Standing for a Moment trying 2 recall the 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can't remember who She was.

By the time he regained his Senses, He was on a Hospital Bed, recovering from Burns of Boiling Water.

Moral: DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE!!

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