Tuesday, September 04, 2007
delhi rules...
Here Are The 15 Rules Or Laws That Delhi Lives By
· The Other Side Law:
If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can
start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all
incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut.
· The Queue Nahin Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice
me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the
other way.
· The Mind Over Matter Law:
If a red light is not working, four cars from
different directions can easily pass through one
another.
· The Auto Axiom:
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my auto
rickshaw, it is an information security leak.
· The In Spit Of Thing:
The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I
spit, the stronger the roads become.
· The Cinema Hall Fact:
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film
automatically goes into pause mode.
· The Brotherhood Law:
If I want to win an argument, I need only to
repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit
relations with his sister.
· The Baraat Right:
When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the
city belong to me.
· The Heart Of Things:
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl
at the bus stop can see through my hairy chest into
the depths of my soul.
· The Name Game:
It is very important for the driver behind me to
memorise the nicknames of my children.
· Parking Up The Wrong Tree:
When I double-park my car, the road automatically
widens so that the traffic is not affected.
· The Chill Bill Move:
When I park and block someone else's car I am giving
him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few
moments off from his rushed day.
· The Brrrrp Break:
The louder I burp in a public place; the more it helps
other people digest their food.
· The Bus Karo Law:
If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus
stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million
pieces.
· The VIP Rule:
There are only 7 important persons in this city-Me, I,
Myself, Main, Mainu, Aami and Moi !
